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Engineers

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him.

Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?

George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!

(silence)

Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?


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*!!??@??!!*: RUBBISH YOU NEED HELP AND A LOT OF IT

Posted: 2010-05-20 08:10:29

kristy: i hate u

Posted: 2010-04-26 16:37:11

ashywashy: hahahaha that was sooo funny seriously (not funny at all)

Posted: 2010-04-02 16:14:43

i lovee cheese : fluffee talks is coooooooooooll he is my god and i kiss the ground he walks on

Posted: 2010-03-04 05:16:07

jireksky: oo nga ndi naman

Posted: 2010-02-24 04:14:22

BRITTANY : HAHA WOW NOT FUNNY!

Posted: 2009-11-16 18:21:47

Keelee: rubbish :(

Posted: 2009-11-14 05:33:43

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