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Been arrested three times this week for knocking out my wife…..

Copper asked me “Why do you keep beating her?”

I replied “I’d say it’s probably because I have a significant weight advantage, longer reach and better footwork”

Score: 3.04/5 | Votes: 28

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lol: i love how people waste their time reading this then waste more time bitching about it..

Posted: 2010-05-05 11:18:19

ash: seriously is tht it where do they get thier jokes fr a rubish bin or something. cumm on i can do better than tht in my sleep

Posted: 2010-04-02 16:18:06

CROSSY: FUCKING LOSERS WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY OR DON'T WRITE AT ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR THROAT OUT CUNT FUCK OFF

Posted: 2010-03-03 16:59:26

: fail !

Posted: 2010-02-01 13:46:13

nan: you failed to say fail properly

Posted: 2010-01-11 03:28:25

stupid joke: failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail\\n\\n\\nfail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail fail fail failfail fail fail fail fail f

Posted: 2009-11-30 19:21:53

Kasper: that is the stupidest joke I've ever heard

Posted: 2009-10-08 15:02:58

Wife Beater

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