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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"

The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog."

"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink.

The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my guide dog."

The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"


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ammy : dont be harsh yea its a joke his pretending he dont know what dog his got derr

Posted: 2012-01-01 16:18:25

Prakas: What kinda joke is that..

Posted: 2011-09-21 07:06:14

sammy: ok well u might get this joke - You

Posted: 2009-05-14 08:36:50

Jack : Is that even a joke???

Posted: 2009-05-13 23:04:27

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