New Zealand Joke

Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at

4am by the telephone.


"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this

hour but there is an emergency! I`ve just received word thet the

Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is

istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be

gone by the ind of the week."



PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those

unwanted babies - wi`ll be ruined!"



Hilth Munister: "We`re going to hef to shup some in from abroad...

Brutain?..."



PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"



Hilth Munister: "What about

Australia?"



PM: "Maybe - but we don`t want them to know thet we are stuck."



Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one

moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way

they`ll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"



Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis

out in their hour of

need.


Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.



A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds

condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and

gold. She then notices in small writing on each and ivery

one.........



MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM


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