best headlines

The best headlines of 2007
Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says — no, really?

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers — now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over — what a guy!

Miners refuse to work after death — no-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant — see if that works any better than a fair trial!

War dims hope for peace — I can see where it might have that effect!

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while — ya think?!

Cold wave linked to temperatures — who would have thought!

Enfield (London) couple slain; police suspect homicide — they may be on to something!

Red tape holds up new bridges — you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Man struck by lightning: faces battery charge — he probably is the battery charge!

New study of obesity looks for larger test group — weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft — that's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids make nutritious snacks — do they taste like chicken?

High school dropouts cut in half — Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors — boy, are they tall!

And the winner is ...
Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead — did I read that right?!