Traffic Infringement

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, 'Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?'\r\n\r\nThe kid replies, 'Yeah.'\r\n\r\nThe cop says, 'Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.'\r\n\r\nThe cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.\r\n\r\nThe kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, 'By the way, that\'s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?'\r\n\r\nHumoring the kid, the cop says, 'Yeah, he sure did.'\r\n\r\nThe kid continued, 'Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.'