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Papal bribe

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord`s prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!

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mariah95: i dont get it???

Posted: 2011-01-05 18:50:42

: Lol

Posted: 2010-11-19 11:07:02

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