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Two Italian men...

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following.

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country...we don`t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin` abouta sexa? I`m justa tellin` my frinda how to spella `Mississippi`."

Score: 3.75/5 | Votes: 191

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roxy: Lmao

Posted: 2012-01-12 08:21:35

lightfoot: I THink that is so GOOD;;;;;

Posted: 2012-01-11 18:14:22

ammy : i doont get it can someone explain???

Posted: 2012-01-01 16:29:35

Me: U retards u so fucking stupid my gramma is funnier then this

Posted: 2011-11-18 16:50:33

nobody: Mississppi in another language is a bad word...

Posted: 2011-11-04 10:12:24

chicky babe: this is not funny nooooob

Posted: 2011-10-14 09:46:02

creepy: its gay

Posted: 2011-04-08 02:33:32

GuttaBitch4712: hehe funny.....Mississippi

Posted: 2011-03-29 18:42:17

mariah95: funny

Posted: 2011-01-05 18:49:08

jdjw: gay

Posted: 2010-08-11 17:20:56

BOB: U SUCKS

Posted: 2010-07-25 14:48:53

WTF: How is that even funny you fucking retards

Posted: 2010-03-03 16:51:27

dude: freakin hilarious

Posted: 2010-01-09 14:00:13

ilyalways aka twilight luver: hahahaha i liv in mississippi

Posted: 2009-11-19 01:05:25

: llllllloooooooooooooolllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted: 2009-08-21 13:31:36

SIAN: WTF THAT NOT FUNNY

Posted: 2009-07-30 19:46:38

jhbdhfrg: ahah thats funny

Posted: 2009-06-03 11:45:56

dirtjoker: LOL THIS CRAKED MEE UPP XX LOL

Posted: 2009-06-03 11:44:31

ghgf: Question: What did the penis say to the condom
Answer: Cover me I'm going in

Posted: 2009-05-20 03:24:01

chicky babe: i like it

Posted: 2009-05-06 22:17:34

Two Italian men...

Score: 3.75/5 | Votes: 191

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